Add another ion funnel for absolute sensitivity!

 

This is probably a great idea, but it ABSOLUTELY has a funny parallel I haven't been able to stop thinking about.

Wow. Did I ever go down a rabbit hole. I was looking for a MadTV skit and then discovered that SNL did it first - in 1976! SNL did a 3 blade razor. 

MadTV stepped it up a little with 20 ion funnels! razor blades! (Youtube link)