If no one does figure it out and 8 years later you find yourself still in ownership of said company (that... hmm...strangely....no longer has such a strangehold on the industry...but I'm sure that's completely unrelated...), maybe you should use all those resources and roll out your first new product in a decade!
And here we have it! A blue and black NanoLC with a touchscreen!
Honestly, the specs look pretty impressive. They might even be better than this NanoAcquity we found in a closet that I have to run on a laptop with Windows XP for some reason.